Equinties - Hennessy weekend

Gm Equinauts

IT’S HENNESSY DAY.

Bravo to the grounds team, a brilliant effort to give us a proper Saturday.

Now, let’s dive in.

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Perfect for a weekend away when you know you’re going to need a little help.

Try it through UK MEDS, use discount code EQUINTIES10 and thank us later.

p.s none of this is medical advice but we’ve tried it…

HEADLINE ROUND UP

TO FIGHT ANOTHER DAY 

Following yesterday’s news that the Grade 1 Fighting Fifth card at Newcastle had been abandoned, the feature event will now be run at Sandown on Tingle Creek Day next weekend. 

The famous two-mile hurdle was set to see CONSTITUTION HILL make his seasonal reappearance, though following plenty of snow and a hard frost, Nicky Henderson will have to send his stable star to Sandown instead. 

That being said, the boss of Seven Barrows does have other options for him and with the race coming just 17 days before the Grade 1 Christmas Hurdle at Kempton, he may go straight to his intended Boxing Day target without a run. 

To further add to Henderson’s troubles, both CONSTITUTION HILL and SHISHKIN were searching for a home last night as their box driver didn’t have enough hours left to drive the two superstars back home. What a nightmare! 

Thankfully, Doncaster Racecourse put them both up. 

SUPREMELY IMPRESSIVE

Supreme market move Bookmakers across the industry cut JERIKO DU REPONET for the Supreme with varying degrees of enthusiasm after his Newbury romp yesterday. 

The highly-regarded point-to-point winner remained HARD on the bridle to win under Nico de Boinville, following in the footsteps of owner and stablemate JONBON who won the race two years ago.

Unibet were the strongest to react after the win as they went 4/1 about him for the Supreme whereas Bet365, Paddy Power, and Betfair made him an 8/1-shot.

But what do we think about the performance?

How could that not of got every jumps fan’s juices flowing - he looked VERY good.

His jumping was foot perfect and with barely a noticeable shake of reins from de Boinville, he won as easy as he liked.

Bigger tasks are ahead and he is one of the most exciting novices we’ve seen in recent years.

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